
Bible
Smut
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In Clay County Florida (1990) a
bunch of Christians got together and managed to get a book called "My Friend
Flicka" (a children's book) banned from their grade
schools. Why? Because it had the word bitch, that refered to a female dog, and the word damn. What's amazing
is these same people will make sure that those school
libraries have their bible on the shelves. These hypocrites would rather
children read the foul language and pornography in the King James Bible
instead. |
A
bundle of myrrh is my well-beloved unto me; he shall lie all night betwixt my
breasts.
4:5
Thy
two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the
lilies.
7:3
Thy
two breasts are like two young roes that are twins.
7:6-8
How
fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights! This thy stature is like
to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes. I said, I will go up to
the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts
shall be as clusters of the vine...
8:8
-10
We
have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister
in the day when she shall be spoken for? If she be a wall, we will build upon
her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. I am a wall, and my
breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour.
Proverbs
Let
her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all
times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
Genesis
38:2 -3
And
38:8
-9
And
38:16
-18
And
he turned unto her by the way, and said, Go to, I pray thee, let me come in unto
thee; (for he knew not that she was his daughter in law.) And she said, What
wilt thou give me, that thou mayest come in unto me?
And
he said, I will send thee a kid from the flock. And she said, Wilt thou give me
a pledge, till thou send it?
And
he said, What pledge shall I give thee? And she said, Thy signet, and thy
bracelets, and thy staff that is in thine hand. And he
gave it her, and came in unto her, and she conceived by
him.
Deuteronomy
21:11-13
And
seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a
desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy
wife;
Then thou shalt bring her
home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and
pare her nails And she shall put the
raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full
month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she
shall be thy wife.
2 Samuel
And
Genesis
And
the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man
in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: Come, let us
make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed
of our father.
And
they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay
with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. And
it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold,
I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him
drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may
preserve seed of our father.
And
they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and
lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. Thus
were both the daughters of
Exodus
And
Amram took him Jochebed his
father's sister to wife; and she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the
life of Amram were an hundred and thirty and seven
years.
Genesis
38:9
And
Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came
to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the
ground
Leviticus
15:1
-3
And
the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying, Speak
unto the children of
And
if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his
flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.
And
every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be
washed with water, and be unclean until the even.
The
woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both
bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even.
Genesis
And
Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of
the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for
him.
Leviticus
Neither shalt thou lie with
any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a
beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
1 Samuel
And
as soon as the lad was gone,
2 Samuel
I
am distressed for thee, my brother Jonathan: very pleasant hast thou been unto
me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of
women.
Joel
3:3
And
they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for a
harlot
Leviticus
Also thou shalt not approach
unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her
uncleanness.
And
if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put
apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be
unclean until the even.
And
every thing that she lieth upon in her separation
shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth
upon shall be unclean.
And
whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and
bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
And
whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall
wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
And
if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he
shall be unclean until the even.
And
if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean
seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be
unclean. And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of
her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of
the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall
be unclean. Every bed whereon she lieth all the days
of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she
sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of
her separation. And whosoever toucheth those things
shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be
unclean until the even. But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall
number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two
turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of
the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin
offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an
atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her
uncleanness.
Jeremiah
3:1
They say, If a man put away
his wife, and she go from him, and become another man's, shall he return unto
her again? shall not that land be greatly polluted? but thou hast played the
harlot with many lovers; yet return again to me, saith
the LORD.
Ezekiel
And
thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh
out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of
2 Kings
But
Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to
thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men
which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own
piss with you?
Deuteronomy
And
thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease
thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that
which cometh from thee: For the LORD thy God walketh
in the midst of thy camp, to deliver thee, and to give up thine enemies before thee; therefore shall thy camp be holy:
that he see no unclean thing in thee, and turn away from
thee.
Malachi
2:3
Behold, I will corrupt your
seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and
one shall take you away with it.
Genesis
24:2
And
Abraham said unto his eldest servant of his house, that ruled over all that he
had, Put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh:
Ezekiel
Thou hast also committed
fornication with the Egyptians thy neighbours, great
of flesh; and hast increased thy whoredoms
29:7
When they took hold of thee
by thy hand, thou didst break, and rend all their shoulder: and when they leaned
upon thee, thou brakest, and madest all their loins to be at a
stand.
For
she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose
issue is like the issue of horses.
Leviticus
21:16-20
And
the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto Aaron,
saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish,
let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be
that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that
hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or
crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his
eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
Habakkuk
Thou art filled with shame
for glory: drink thou also, and let thy foreskin be uncovered: the cup of the
LORD's right hand shall be turned unto thee, and
shameful spewing shall be on thy glory.
Genesis
17:10-11
This is my covenant, which
ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among
you shall be circumcised.
And
ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the
covenant betwixt me and you.